Other Uses For Copy Machine Paper

The other day at work we ran out of paper for the copier and every one was wondering where did all the paper go, I mean, we are always pretty well stocked. Later on, walking by a cube I realized who the perpetrator was and I couldn’t believe he had his masterpiece in full display for all to see, I thought this kind of stuff only happened on The Office. 

SO…What do you do when you need your keyboard a couple of inches higher and your monitor raised fifteen inches above desk level? Just go back to your Lego days and get busy with the paper reams for the copy machine. Good Stuff.  

Camo Shorts + Cowboy Boots = ?

Some people have a lot of self-esteem or self-confidence, I don’t know how much I do have but I can tell you this, I don’t think I have enough to go out wearing camo shorts and cowboy boots [I took this picture while standing on the line at Chipotle]. I guess this will be cool if you are the cool guy or the funny guy, hanging out with your friends but unfortunately this guy wasn’t either, he was just the camo-shorts-and-cowboy-boots guy trying to be the cool guy or the funny guy by himself.

Is he a cowboy trying to dress hip? or a horse-riding hunter guy? Whatever it is, please don’t tell me this is the trend for Summer ‘08, we already have enough with how ridiculous gas prices are.

Religion as Baseball

I think this is fitting for the season…(enjoy the picture too, I think it deserves a whole post for itself, lol).

Calvinists believe the game is fixed.

Lutherans believe they can’t win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

Quakers won’t swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Amish walk a lot.

Pagans sacrifice.

Jehovah’s Witnesses are thrown out often.

Televangelists get caught stealing.

Episcopalians pass the plate.

Evangelicals make effective pitches.

Fundamentalists balk.

Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.

Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.

Baptists want to play hardball.

Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.

The Pope claims never to have committed an error.

What Did The Cannibal Say…

Q. What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.

A. “Ah! Breakfast in bed.”